Gw selalu dikenal dengan otak BL gw yang selalu berhubungan dengan sesuatu yang mesum. Gw juga ga malu2 ngakuin kalo gw emang pervert sejati.Tapi pernahkah ada yang bertanya, darimana kemesuman gw berasal?Dan kalo gw mau nyalahin seseorang yang bikin gw jadi omes sekarang ini adalah : Babe gw!Yup! Beliau adalah tersangka utamanya!Why?It started a long, long time ago...There was a little girl who lived happily with her Mommy, Daddy, and her little sister.One day, when her Mommy was away, the little girl was playing with her little sister and saw a balloonman.The sisters begged their Daddy to bought them balloons to play.But the father refused.Dissapointed, the little sister started to cry while the little girl pouted.To ease them both, their Daddy gave them something else to play instead...A condom...Astaga dragon...
Kalo diinget2 lagi sekarang... kayaknya ada yang ga beres sama Babe gw sampe dia ngasih kondom ke anak umur 7 dan 5 tahun buat main. Eswete begete ga seeh??Dulu mah gw ma dede gw kagak tau apa tuh yang namanya kondom. Yang gw tau, benda itu berwarna sedikit kelabu transparan, berbau karet, genyal, berminyak, dan bisa ditiup seperti balon...WAIDAMINIT!Try to rewind that for a few sec...*bunyi video diputer balik*Doesn't that mean that my first BLOW JOB was when I was 7 YEARS OLD???Ahahahahahaha... ok, that was one of a sick joke...Well, pas Emak gw pulang, kaget lah dia ngeliat anak2 perempuannya keketawaan sambil main2 sama kondom yang udah ditiup. Dan disita lah itu kondom dari tangan gw sama dede gw, terus Babe gw langsung kena semprot.Oh, the story didn't end just like that.Salahnya kalo anak2 cuma dilarang untuk melakukan sesuatu tanpa diberi penjelasan yang cukup meyakinkan adalah... mereka bakal melakukan hal yang sama karena mereka sama sekali ngga ngerasa bersalah melakukannya.And so do me, eh, I.Kondom stok Emak Babe gw abis dipake buat main balon air buat timpuk2an (berhubung bahan kondom tipis dan gampang pecah). Udah gitu pake ngajak anak2 tentangga buat maen, lagi. Pas para orang tua mereka liat 'balon' apa yang dipergunakan untuk main... itu anak2 ditarikin satu persatu dan disuruh pulang dan langsung diperintah buat nyuci mulut mereka. Hahahaha!!!Haah... masa kecil yang menarik bukan?So, I think you guys know now how I started to became a pervert...Labels: Childhood, funny, neighbors
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